Naturally, I took a picture of these urinals and their view. Unnaturally, I showed the picture in my speech and mentioned that these urinals have the best view of any urinals in the world. A newspaper picked up this description and asked me for a copy of the picture.
Later I found out that the newspaper ran this story. The headline, I’ve been told, says, “Kawasaki: I peed against the view of Bosphorus and it was great.”
No additional speaking gigs in Istanbul have been forthcoming.
Written at Ilikai Hotel, Honolulu, Hawaii